Thursday, July 26, 2007

Obsessions Box

Bulby: Boats and maths (even dreams about it)

Llama_Lord: Llamas, nah da

Choklat-Poodelz: Ponies, hippos and other Choklat-Poodelz

Gremlin: Emo songs

Send me ur obsessions, plz

My Top 10

This is my top 10 songs of the week:

1. Stronger, Kanye West
2. The Creeps, Camille Jones vs Fedde Le Grand
3. UFO, Sneaky Sound System
4. New York City Beat, Amand Van Helden
5. Lovestoned, Justin Timberlake
6. Big Girls Don't Cry, Fergie
7. Opinions Won't Keep You Warm At Night, Kisschasy
8. Just A Song About Ping Pong, Operator Please
9. Give It To Me, Nelly Furtado/Timbaland/Justin Timberlake
10. Never Again, Kelly Clarkson

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Pony Children

MAD TALK:
Chocolate poodles mostly enjoy killing in their evil art of telepathic warcraft followed by an un-extinguishable desire to eat themselves (by doing the monster mash). If you interupt this process the chocolate poodles get mad and turn into the ultimate horror movie scene. However, the only way to stop this is calling in Sailor Moon (the pikachu) an evil underground hyrax. If you've never seen one before you may suffer from anti-stitial carbasicnomel morbial which is caused by a high amount of flatulence. Some can cause you to have a gravity field of your own. The perfect example of this is Mr Cha Cha. Candies aren't the only product to turn you into a frothing madman that poly-morphs into a rabbit with wings; these rodents are portrayed as misunderstood creatures by the RSPCA and PETA, who call God as the horror of heaven by the ancient manuscript of Monkey WaWaHa. These manuscripts are very expensive artifacts, so when you open them they explode into dragon scales that impale everyone within viewpoint. This doesn't apply when the Llama Lord is present; That is caused by a golden rubber ducky.
THE END
Written by the Lord of all Choklat-Poodelz
& the Forever Unhappy Happyness Hater